East of India ‘Real Women’ Wobbly Porcelain Heart

Celebrate strength with a wink of humour with the East of India ‘Real Women’ Wobbly Porcelain Heart – a cheeky and empowering keepsake that’s full of charm. Crafted from lightly ribbed cream porcelain with a gently uneven, “wobbly” shape, this heart-shaped decoration features the bold and playful message:
“Real women don’t have hot flushes, they have power surges.”
Finished with a dainty engraved heart motif, it’s a spirited tribute to the resilience and sass of women who embrace every stage of life with confidence.

Measuring 10.5cm in both height and width, this porcelain heart is generously sized to make a statement while remaining elegant and understated. The attached string loop allows for easy hanging on walls, doors, or decorative hooks, adding a touch of personality to bedrooms, dressing rooms, or cosy corners. Its soft cream tone and minimalist design ensure it blends effortlessly with any décor.

Whether gifted to a friend, loved one, or kept as a personal reminder of inner power, this heart is perfect for birthdays, milestone celebrations, or spontaneous gestures of support. It’s a fun and meaningful way to honour the women who own their story and laugh along the way.

Part of East of India’s beloved collection of sentimental and whimsical gifts, this piece reflects the brand’s commitment to artisan craftsmanship and emotional storytelling. Each heart is handmade and hand-finished, ensuring a unique charm that mass-produced décor simply can’t replicate.

The East of India ‘Real Women’ Wobbly Porcelain Heart is more than a decoration – it’s a celebration of womanhood, humour, and unapologetic strength.

Why not shop the rest of our East Of India collection online and instore today?

Key Features

• Inscribed with “Real women don’t have hot flushes, they have power surges”
• Finished with a dainty engraved heart motif
• Made from high-quality ribbed cream porcelain with a wobbly shape
• Includes string loop for easy hanging
• Measures 10.5cm (H) x 10.5cm (W)
• Ideal for birthdays, milestone moments, or empowering gifts

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UK Orders

Orders using standard delivery options (Royal Mail 1st and 2nd Class) will usually be dispatched within 24 – 48 hours of the order being placed (but we always do this as fast as possible). You will receive an email from us letting you know your order has been dispatched and another with tracking details included.

If you are not in when your parcel arrives you will be left a card, with instructions for collection at your local Royal Mail sorting office or how to re-arrange delivery.

Please be aware that at certain times of year there can be seasonal delays to the postal service, these are out of our control unfortunately.

Orders placed after 1pm on Friday will be dispatched on the following Monday.  Orders placed after 1pm on a Bank Holiday Friday will be dispatched and processed on the first working day after the Bank Holiday.

Next Day Delivery

Next Day Delivery Orders will be sent via Royal Mail Special Delivery and will require a Signature.

Next day delivery orders must be placed before 1pm. Any orders placed after 1pm will not be guaranteed to reach you by the next working day. Any next day delivery orders placed on a Friday will not be dispatched until Monday.

The below are exceptions that will incur delays to the Next Day Delivery Service, if in any doubt please contact us via our CONTACT page.

Delivery within two working days by 5.30pm is possible to the following islands:

GY1 Herm only (Channel Islands)
GY9 Sark (Channel Islands)
HS2 Lewis
PA61 Colonsay
PA62-75 Mull
PA78 Coll
ZE2-3 Shetlands

Delivery within three working days by 5.30pm is possible to the following islands:

KW16-17 Orkney
PH30 Corrour
PH41 Mallaig
PH42 Eigg & Kuck
PH43-44 Rhum & Canna

European Orders

We are currently unable to deliver outside the UK due to Brexit and customs restrictions.