East of India Porcelain Heart You Drink Too Much

Celebrate the perfectly imperfect friendship with the East of India Porcelain Heart – You Drink Too Much, a cheeky and charming keepsake that’s sure to raise a smile. Crafted from smooth white porcelain with a gently rippled surface, this heart-shaped decoration features the playful inscription:
“You drink too much. You swear too much. You’re everything I want in a friend.”
Finished with a dainty engraved heart motif, it’s a lighthearted tribute to the kind of friend who’s unapologetically real and endlessly lovable.

Measuring 8.5cm in height, 9.5cm in width, and 0.5cm in depth, this porcelain heart is compact enough to slip inside a card, yet bold enough to display proudly in any room. The attached string loop allows for easy hanging on walls, doors, or decorative hooks, adding a touch of humour to kitchens, living rooms, or cosy corners. Its clean white finish ensures it suits any décor, while its sentiment adds a splash of personality.

Whether gifted for a birthday, Christmas, or just because, this heart is a brilliant way to celebrate the friend who’s always up for a laugh, a glass of wine, and a bit of mischief. It’s perfect for those who embrace life with gusto and make every moment more fun.

Part of East of India’s beloved collection of sentimental and whimsical gifts, this piece reflects the brand’s commitment to artisan craftsmanship and emotional storytelling. Each heart is handmade and hand-finished, ensuring a unique charm that mass-produced décor simply can’t replicate.

The East of India Porcelain Heart – You Drink Too Much is more than a decoration – it’s a celebration of friendship in all its gloriously unfiltered glory.

Why not shop the rest of our East Of India collection online and instore today?

Key Features

• Inscribed with “You drink too much. You swear too much. You’re everything I want in a friend”
• Finished with a dainty engraved heart motif
• Made from high-quality rippled white porcelain
• Includes string loop for easy hanging
• Measures 8.5cm (H) x 9.5cm (W) x 0.5cm (D)
• Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or spontaneous gifting to friends

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UK Orders

Orders using standard delivery options (Royal Mail 1st and 2nd Class) will usually be dispatched within 24 – 48 hours of the order being placed (but we always do this as fast as possible). You will receive an email from us letting you know your order has been dispatched and another with tracking details included.

If you are not in when your parcel arrives you will be left a card, with instructions for collection at your local Royal Mail sorting office or how to re-arrange delivery.

Please be aware that at certain times of year there can be seasonal delays to the postal service, these are out of our control unfortunately.

Orders placed after 1pm on Friday will be dispatched on the following Monday.  Orders placed after 1pm on a Bank Holiday Friday will be dispatched and processed on the first working day after the Bank Holiday.

Next Day Delivery

Next Day Delivery Orders will be sent via Royal Mail Special Delivery and will require a Signature.

Next day delivery orders must be placed before 1pm. Any orders placed after 1pm will not be guaranteed to reach you by the next working day. Any next day delivery orders placed on a Friday will not be dispatched until Monday.

The below are exceptions that will incur delays to the Next Day Delivery Service, if in any doubt please contact us via our CONTACT page.

Delivery within two working days by 5.30pm is possible to the following islands:

GY1 Herm only (Channel Islands)
GY9 Sark (Channel Islands)
HS2 Lewis
PA61 Colonsay
PA62-75 Mull
PA78 Coll
ZE2-3 Shetlands

Delivery within three working days by 5.30pm is possible to the following islands:

KW16-17 Orkney
PH30 Corrour
PH41 Mallaig
PH42 Eigg & Kuck
PH43-44 Rhum & Canna

European Orders

We are currently unable to deliver outside the UK due to Brexit and customs restrictions.