Grumpy Old Man Top Ten Rules Sign

£7.99

From the grumpy old man range. A little light hearted fun for for menfolk.

These signs are made from slate and have printed slate effect wording on the front. They have a hanging twine.

Size: 20cm x 13cm x 0.5cm

wipe with a damp cloth.

Wording: Top 10 Rules of being a grumpy old man.

  1. I make my own rules
  2. There’s no point arguing with me, I’m always right
  3. Stupidity or idiotic behaviour is not tolerated
  4. Complaining makes for a happy life
  5. Do not invade my privacy
  6. Be stubborn always hold your ground
  7. Sarcasm is the best way to insult people without them realising
  8. Nothing saves money like being anti social
  9. Whatever you do, I’ll find out
  10. Above all, always be miserable, moody and rude.

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